The Details

The Jones / Rutland family merger will be taking place in Cyprus. We’d love for you to be there to witness the official joining of forces, but we fully appreciate that travelling abroad isn’t for everyone. No pressure, no guilt. we will still like you even if you can’t make the journey.

The Ceremony

The ceremony will take place on the beach in [location] on [date]. There will be sand, sea, and two people making it legally official. More details (including timings) to follow once they’ve been finalised.

Accommodation

We’ll be staying at [hotel] in [location]. You’re very welcome to stay there too, but feel free to book elsewhere if that suits you better. We’ll share hotel details and recommendations once everything is confirmed.

The Reception

After the ceremony, we’ll be heading to a local taverna in [location] for dinner, drinks, and general post-merger celebrations. Expect good food, relaxed vibes, and no assigned seating charts

Terms & Conditions (Please actually read these)

By attending the Jones / Rutland Family Merger, guests agree to the following:

1. Attendance is optional but will be remembered fondly forever. Non-attendance will also be remembered fondly, with no hard feelings.
2. The beach ceremony may involve sand. This is unavoidable and not grounds for complaint.
3. Sun exposure is likely. Please apply sunscreen responsibly and hydrate accordingly. Sunglasses and Hats may be worn as long as they are classy
4. The reception will involve food, drinks, and celebratory behaviour. Guests are encouraged to pace themselves, though enforcement will be minimal.
5. Any emotional moments are allowed but must be balanced with laughter.
6. This merger is legally binding for the couple only. Guests are not required to make any lifelong commitments.
7. By the end of the evening, all attendees must agree that travelling to Cyprus was, in fact, a good decision. No complaints will be accepted – in other words – Shut up and put up!
8. Non-Attendees will be celebrated with upon re-entry to the United Kingdom
9. Footwear should be chosen with sand, heat, and a post-dinner stroll in mind. Stilettos vs sand may result in regret.
10. Please treat all other guests with respect
11. Phones away during the ceremony, no snapping photos – there will be official photographs taken, we do not want to see your phone in these photographs. keep your phone in your pocket, and let the professionals do their job
12. No wearing white, off-white, cream, ivory or any white adjacent colours

Terms and conditions subject to change. Final details to be confirmed once dates, locations, and organisational competence are locked in.